we only deal in satoshis. we don't believe in shrinkflation. we aren't bitcoiners who decided to start roasting coffee on their porch. we aren't coffee purists who are going to tell you how to drink your coffee. we'll even offer ground coffee. we like sourcing high quality green, and shipping consistent batches roast after roast. we realize most people prefer to drink blends, and that they aren't interested in how it was processed, let alone that coffee is the seed of a cherry.
sure, we love clean washed microlots, experimental processes, thermoshocks, the occasional coferment, and of course the latest and greatest coffees out of huila that definitely don't have anything extra added to the fermentation tank (trust me, bro). but let's be honest, those coffees are only for a subset of the population. i can drink soup on my own time out of a lever machine and tell you how 18% yield is actually tastier than 21%, but who actually cares about that... (aside from me and my absurdly detailed spreadsheet).
to escape the circular btc economy and help ngu, forever, bitcoin needs to be more than digital gold. it needs to be used in every day transactions. while we wouldn't advise selling your kidneys for bitcoin, we do think it's reasonable to shorten one's stack via the most heavily abused psychoactive compound on the planet, caffeine.
so, please, reach out with questions. we will be as transparent as possible (about coffee). we're not hear to offer financial advice. if we were successful leap traders, we'd have landed jobs at [redacted], not selling coffee online. shoot, we might even keep an active dash of our treasury on this shop. we know a lot about coffee, and we want to do more than flip a switch on a square terminal to suddenly be classified as a bitcoin merchant.
this is good coffee, offered at a fair price, in exclusive exchange for the best currency on the planet.